Question: What do you get when your cute, pixie faced five-year-old poo poos an "adult sized" poo poo (EEEWW) in the toilet, clogs it with an additional half roll of toilet paper, flushes it, and then neglects to tell anyone that the contents are flooding the bathroom floor? (And seeping into the hallway carpet, and settling into the master bedroom, and making it's way into the living room below via a collapsing ceiling?)
Answer: A. Big. Stinkin'. Mess. AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Do you hear that? That is the "snap" of a cold Diet Coke can being opened by my nimble fingers. I've been opening a lot of them lately....I'm coping.)