Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Call Me A Contractor!

Question:  What do you get when your cute, pixie faced five-year-old poo poos an "adult sized" poo poo (EEEWW) in the toilet, clogs it with an additional half roll of toilet paper, flushes it, and then neglects to tell anyone that the contents are flooding the bathroom floor?  (And seeping into the hallway carpet, and settling into the master bedroom, and making it's way into the living room below via a collapsing ceiling?)   


Answer:  A.  Big.  Stinkin'.  Mess.  AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

(Do you hear that?  That is the "snap" of a cold Diet Coke can being opened by my nimble fingers.  I've been opening a lot of them lately....I'm coping.)   


8 comments:

  1. New follower...I love your site! It's so cute!! Sorry about the big mess, I think you need to have a couple extra diet cokes lol, I know I would!!

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    1. Darling Nicole! You are such a sweetheart! Thank you for all the nice compliments and for stopping by my blog. You made my day, girl. Hope you have a lovely week and I'll be sure to crack a can of D.C. in your honor! HA HA!!

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  2. O Aleisha!!! that does not sound like fun...hope you guys find a good person to fix it. :) You're such a great mom! Love you

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  3. Uh oh!!! If it's any consolation, I have had to scoop toilet paper out of a clogged loo with a cooking spatula once, fun times ;)

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  4. Ohhhh, you know I've been hoping and praying and thinking about you so so much! I'm glad it is all in the works.
    Lilly, I've got to say...I am impressed, little lady ;)
    I wish I could share a diet coke or ten with you. I've been off of the dc for a couple months now and I dream about it some days.
    I hope the weekend is far from a buncha poo and I hope you're feeling well! I love you so "stinkin'" (hardy har) much!
    Xoxoxox
    Maria

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  5. A huge project! Looks like a good portion of my home remodel! Hang in there and good luck!

    Stopping by from Hop Along Friday and glad to have found you!

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  6. OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have to be kidding me!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even believe that!!!! What a total mess! I hope that things are freshening up nicely for you now. My gosh!

    xoxoxoxoxoxox!

    Kelly

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