I know, I know! A BIG deal, right? It was very gracious and kind of her to impart her wisdom on me.
This tidbit of information has changed my life. Well...for the last twenty-four hours, anyway. I am not talking about "the fountain of youth," people! (Though, finding an exceptional eye serum would be nice.) I believe it is more grand than that. It is not the secret to financial success. (Though, I kind of wish it was. I have my eye on a pair of plum-purple boots.) No, it is small. It is simple. Upon introduction it may seem insignificant and underwhelming. I am here to tell you that it is not!
I am here to tell you EXACTLY what this sassy mama told me.
First, you take a regular, chocolate Tootsie Roll. (Yes, I wear hot pink, polka dot pajamas.)
Unwrap that little darling.
Next, you take an orange flavored Tootsie Roll.
You guessed it! Unwrap that little darling.
Lastly, the part that will make your heart stop and your head explode. The part that will change the way you think about Tootsie Rolls. The part where you will want to pull out your "Thank You" cards and write one to me, PRONTO! The part that, as I said earlier, has changed my life...
YOU SHMOOSH THE TWO TOGETHER!!
Ahhh-mazing!!! Oh my goodness, it is DELICIOUS! I just can't seem to get enough of this delightful little treat. Who needs eye serums and plum-purple boots when you've got Tootsie Rolls?! Not me!
Maybe I need the boots...