and I confess:
*Lilly's hair hasn't been washed in days.
*Lilly may or may not be traveling the path to dreadlocks.
*My hair hasn't been washed in days.
*I let Camren eat a small bag of Cheetos for a mid-morning snack. And I wish I could say it was because we are out of string cheese...but I can't.
*Lilly has eaten her breakfast in the car, on the way to school, EVERY DANG DAY this week.
*I watched The Voice and thought about what it would be like to make out with Adam Levine.
*I attempted to do a load of laundry Monday morning, and that blasted load is STILL in the washer.
*I thought someone was trying to break into my house one morning, resulting in me scaring the holy jeepers out of the Questar man when he saw me in the window. With a pair of scissors.
*I haven't cooked a decent meal yet this week. This could be because I am either 1.) Lazy 2.) Tired 3.) In frantic need of groceries. (Or maybe I am too tired and too lazy to go get said groceries??) I have not decided which number I am.
*I slept in one of my "regular" shirts so that I could wake up the next morning semi-ready. Thus saving me two minutes. Which I used on sleep. Which seems ridiculously stupid to me now.
*I don't want to be around my mischievous, rowdy, naughty, up-to-no-good kids. They are driving me bonkers!
*That last one makes me feel like a crappy mom.
*Maybe I AM a crappy mom.
*But my kids are driving me bonkers!
*While spilling purple jelly down my pants (a lunchtime snafu), Cam came up to me and wrapped his arm around my leg. As he stood like that for a moment, quietly cuddled up to me, I confess I thought it was sweet.
*Okay! When Cam grabbed me, it melted my ornery, crabby, kraken-like heart.
*Okay! My kids don't bug me THAT much. I'm just saying there are days (or weeks) when I'd like to check myself into the Betty Ford Center. Or the Hilton.
*When Lilly and Cam--like dewey-faced cherubs--thanked me for their slurpees, and told me they loved me, I thought, "Crappy mom? Nay! I'm pretty swell!"
I really should go wash my hair!
(What will YOU confess to this week?!)