Thursday, July 18, 2013

Fly On The Wall

(If you happened to be a fly on my wall,
I wonder what you would discover.
A crazy, hormonal pregnant lady,
and her odd conversations with her lover.)


Me:  Ugh, I'm sweating!
James:  What?  You hardly have any clothes on!
Me:  I...am...SWEATING!

Target.  Two crazy kids, one "floating" pregnant belly.

James:  Why are you yelling at me?!  I haven't done anything!
Me:  I'm not yelling at you because I'm mad at you, I'm yelling at you because I'm starving!



Me:  Hooray!  Hooray!
James:  What is it?
Me:  I pooped!
James:  I'm leaving.


Me:  I need your help.
James:  With what?
Me:  I need you to help me pull my pants up.
James:  Seriously?

7 comments:

  1. This is great! Pregnancy is beautiful and so confusing as well. Hormones can be the devil!

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  2. Oh boy, it's your time to EAT A TON. Go gurrl!

    Areeba @ Aree With Umbrella

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  3. Hah that pin it image is so cute! Thanks for linking up with Stephanie and I.

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  4. I just found your site from Blissful and Domestic. I am sitting here, reading through old posts literally snorting with laughter and nodding in agreement to many of your mommy musings...

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  5. I'm commenting again. That face of James's is the face that Mark pulls when he's trying to wake up/changing Thor's diaper early in the morning. hahahahaha

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  6. i am cracking up! i can totally picture you! and i totally feel you!
    ughh, the heat is so gross. and i can't imagine while being pregnant! i was only a little bit pregnant in the crazy heat.
    i laugh at that floating pregnant lady photo all the time. and lilly's face - awesome. and camren's too! hahaha!

    i love you!! <3<3<3
    maria

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